Reduce Aches, Pains, and Stress


“Finally, Here’s a Multi-Use Personal Flotation Device that gives you more buoyancy to help stay afloat, Empowers You to Summon Super-Human Confidence, and Conquer the Toughest Lower Back Aches … In Just 1 Pack!”

Dear Friend,

If you desperately want to rest better while floating in your pool, feel healthier, feel more energetic, and more alive, so you can keep up with the demands of modern life and live with passion and energy… without having to rely on drugs, coffee or “New Age” supplements to get you through the day… then this will be the most important letter you ever read.

Because you need to know the TRUTH and I'm here to give it to you.

Here's why:

There’s A Reason You Feel Burned Out, Exhausted…And Maybe Out-Of-Shape… All The Time

It’s the same reason why so many people suffer from digestion and elimination problems. And the same reason why you’re having trouble sleeping… experience sudden headaches, out of nowhere… feel sudden pains in your back.back-pain-sketch

And if you’re feeling depressed or irritable… have trouble concentrating… or suffer from frequent mood changes… then you need to know that all these problems come from the exact same root cause. Yet... doctors, medical companies and the rest of the “healthcare” community refuse to talk about it.

What is the one root cause of all these seemingly unrelated health problems?


It’s your body position. It has an effect everywhere. It affects communication, breathing rate, blood pressure, disc pressure, confidence, and learning… all from the sitting materials and office equipment you buy. You can’t escape them.

You take the bad posture everywhere you go. Those seats are everywhere. And every second, of every day, you sit on them — both in the office and at home — and causing terrible damage. And if you continue reading, I’ll show you exactly what is taking place inside your body…

Modern Day Life Is Simply Too Much For Your Body!

Let me show you what’s going on inside your body.

Now imagine what your vertebral column would look like after a few years. Imagine the torture, and the agony. Raw pains would be dripping from the head, and running down your legs. Your legs may not even be strong enough to carry you. The discomfort it brings will not let you concentrate with your day to day task in the office.

posture-imageThat’s just a few years. Imagine the misery after ten, twenty or maybe even thirty years. This is what happens when bad posture stays up like this, with no one taking charge over it.

That is what is going on inside your body right now.

It’s being bombarded with so much roughly built commercial chairs — from the office where you work, the church where you pray, and countless other places that you visit for leisure — your bones and cartilages can’t get back to normal position fast enough. And so it all just piles up, and piles up, and piles up, over the years.

And That’s Why You’re Feeling Tired, Lethargic, Out Of Shape & Continuing to Deal With Nagging Stress-Related Problems

You see, your body was not made to fix all the predicaments caused by improperly built seats and chairs. That’s why it’s not coping. And it’s this chronic vertebral stress that’s behind most of the poor health you’re experiencing — and your general feeling of exhaustion and lifelessness.

What about fitness workouts, or at least sticking to a “perfect sitting position”? Will that help?

Use in your office chair
Use in your office chair

It will help. But it’s not enough. Because all those years and years of piled up stress & strain inside your body are still trapped, and the stress is leaking into every inch of your body, affecting the activities of all the tissue and muscles. It all needs to be flushed away. The strain has to be corrected and eliminated.

The truth is, there’s one good way to Remove The Stress & Strain That Has Been Aggravating Your Posture For Years — NOW, There is a Way You Can Relax, feel More Energy And Maintain Optimal Position!



Which is why you need…

The PFD “Thang”

Stay Above the Water - On a Float'n Thang
Stay Above the Water - On a Float'n Thang

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The PFD “Thang” is the first multi-use Personal Flotation Device, built with the most advanced closed cell Technology – that can help correct all the posture strain. It features Aqua Cell Technology, and as made in America with only the best material to make your PFD last for years.

Here Are Some of The Benefits of Using The PDF “Thang”


  • Use the “Thang” to relieve lower back pressure while in a sitting position, you’ll love the feeling of extra cushioned support.     
  • Take it to the office to give your back that extra support in your office seat while working on your computer.
  • Or, be wild like me and add it to a Standup Paddleboard (SUP) – The “Thang” becomes an instant seat allowing you to paddle with power.    



  • thang-on-boat-sketchIf you are more practical, you can apply the “Thang” to your motor boat or sailboat (22′ and under). The “Thang” instantly becomes a “temporary” bumper/fender in seconds. The “Thang” deploys quicker than standard bumpers, and can come in really handy. (We still recommend having traditional bumpers to provide the best protection for your boat.) But the “Thang” is there when you need it.
  • You can even use the “Thang”with your Hobie Cat sailboat.  It stores nicely around the base of the mast or on your canopy with a leash attached.
  • Need that extra boost in your boat seat for better visibility?  Use the “Thang” as a personal booster seat.  Your back will thank you when you come across those choppy waters.
  • just-chilln-sketchWhen used in the water as a Personal Flotation Device, floating with the “Thang” can become habit-forming. It is so relaxing while you are comfortably reclining on your back, you might just want to take a nap.
  • The “Thang” allows your legs and arms complete freedom for a full range of in-water exercising.  Imagine working your legs and arms at the same time while laying on your back….in the water. Exercise has NEVER been so easy!
  • The “Thang” is perfect for floating on your back, keeping your body cool (vs laying on a raft in direct exposure to the sun) You simply have to try it to believe it!
  • The “Thang” helps to protect your back, supporting your neck, down your spine, and up through your legs. The “Thang” is great for enjoying a float down the stream
  • When used in all the above examples, be sure to have your favorite beverage at your side.
  • Use it for Float’n, Boat’n, Sit’en , or just Chill’n!


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Now, Let Me Ask You A Few Questions...

Do you want to get your body out of pain?

You can get rid of stress from your body system without dangerous medications, useless supplements, or pills. All you have to do is make use of PFD Thang

Do you ever get TIRED in the middle of your day?

The Thang can help *revitalize* your body with sustained energy…More energy than you need to face your life all day long every day!

Would you like to regulate your weight and stay fit FOREVER?

Continuous use of The Thang helps your body's own "built in weight regulator" to do just that….You can stay at the weight you want the rest of your life!

The Thang is your opportunity to have optimum rest time, become more vital and achieve *greater happiness.* 

Your state of mind, energy, shape and vitality are your greatest assets. Don't waste them. Get YOUR “THANG” Today!thang-with-beverage-sketch

Make your life a masterpiece with The “Thang”!        Don't FORGET your Favorite Beverage - Remember to take time and relax! 

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IMPORTANT NOTICE & DISCLAIMER: The “Thang” is not a medical device, nor is it intended to treat or cure any illness, injury, physical issue, ailment or disease. If you suffer from any such things, check with your doctor before exercising. The “Thang” is not intended to be used as a life-saving device.